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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is gay..
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lol some of them are old but i havent heard some of them
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing at it and yelling "BANG!"
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing at it and yelling "BANG!"
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no one likes these anymore
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btw Chuck norris is a fruit..
happy posting
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happy posting
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Llooyd wrote Chuck Norris is gay..
agreed
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HeyYoimBrains wrote no one likes these anymoreDon't troll now. But, Every night the boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. Because when he does he pushes the world down.
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just like the old days...
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