D12 wrote

oMagiicK wrote

SniperEU wrote I had an orgasam because the whole of FaZe was in my game, and i viewed there Gamercard, and they had modded names for MW2.

I was jumping, and screaming for like 5 mins, and then i noticed.

/FML/

Thats funny because FaZe wasnt big when you could mod gamertags. :facepalm:

Hahah he
Got owned !

i don't know wtf you guys are talking about. back in about may or april, they were famous.

I took a poop at school no toilet paper

Easter wrote When My Girlfriend Said, "Its Over"
And I Say Hahahah I Had *** With Your Best Friend...
She Was Talking About The Movie =O

FML!

You Got That From An App Called Ifunny On The Ihpone! Liar!!

i shot myslef if bb gun on acc.. it hurt

oMagiicK wrote

SniperEU wrote I had an orgasam because the whole of FaZe was in my game, and i viewed there Gamercard, and they had modded names for MW2.

I was jumping, and screaming for like 5 mins, and then i noticed.

/FML/

Thats funny because FaZe wasnt big when you could mod gamertags. :facepalm:

I knew about FaZe a while before they patched gamertags... you mean before all the major fanboys started watching them? Gottcha.

When i was like 9, I was sick and trowing up in the toilet. I was throwing up so hard that i shat a little in my favorite underwear. FML

Today, while walking home from school, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I said, no. He put his icecream cone on my head and said believe now?

FML

PokemonForLife wrote Today, while walking home from school, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I said, no. He put his icecream cone on my head and said believe now?

FML

i saw that on an app

SoftButFirm wrote When i was like 9, I was sick and trowing up in the toilet. I was throwing up so hard that i shat a little in my favorite underwear. FML

Dude i am sorry but that is funny as "Shat" lol

When I was in elementary (forgot grade but I was probably around 9-10 so 4th-5th grade?) I was kicking/throwing a football around with a friend at recess and I went to kick it and it just got done raining so it was really wet and I slipped and knocked the wind outta me.

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