You trip over a cat and fall on a rusty nail and get tetnis and have to go to the hospital. You make a full recovery but on your way out of the hospital you get hit by an ambulance.

I was walking by a flyer when if flew off the wall and stapped me in the eye causing me to fall into girls pants who sprayed ferbreeze in my mouth... killing me.

Getting a bowl of cereal and than choking on the toy inside...

You choked and your own D because you were lonely.

Major_League wrote You choked and your own D because you were lonely.

lol hahaha nice one

you are playing xbox and rage cuz you died and you throw your controller and the batteries fly down your throat and you die of battery poisoning

Your in your car, and stop a red light, and your also high.

At this intersection, you can see a variety of things. Most of them trippy.

The first is the oldest woman in the world with a cane, but blonde hair and she's naked, you look closer and want to get out of your car.

The second is a bar, and she's sitting drinking some beer in a blue tank-top.

The third is a cop car, and she's the cop.

The fourth is...well your with her in the car.

Now you're in jail...with the old woman.

In the jail, still high, they were serving whiskey, and you decided to drink the whole prisons quantity.

Now, the woman is old, and you had to get rid of your condoms.

When you start to sober up, you can finally see the very hot chick leaving the cell. Her dad bailed her out, but then had a stroke and died.

You look over to the opposite cell, and says

"Dude...you had a chance with Jessica Alba, but then threw it away."

And you get a rope, some glass, and a bed.

You tie the rope over to the cell bars, get the bed laying over the rope, and you lay on the rope. Then you get the glass, and start to massage your back over it...while having sex with the old woman...with shards of glass impaling your back. At least you died doing what your mom did best, and hey, she died of cardiovascular disease right after you!


I sort of turned an old joke me and a friend made into a way to die.

Face it, it's possible. You never know when you get high, and see Jessica Alba drunk out of her mind, getting arrested, same with you, then winding up in the same cell, and she forgot her clothes were in the dryer when she went back...

Pigeon Pecks your eyes out

putting chloroform over a girls mouth in a candle lit room :trollin:

Someone listen too much dubstep that their brain exploded and died instantly!