'I cuddled with your mom because im sexy'- Haha funny topic

i slept with a cat because i got abs well my cat is kinda cute

I ran naked with Paris Hilton Because the Lil people told me to :nyancat: :badger:

I cuddled with a stripper cause that's how I roll. Yea buddy

I cleaned Paris Hilton coz little people told me to...

i laughed with a bowel of cereal shirt cause i have abs ahahha

im gay and im goig to die while getting anull

I slept with a jar of honey beacuse im exy haha this is funny

I gave head to a homo because lil people told me??
WTF no fair i need to go change my birthday

I cuddled a teacher because I have abs.