During a messy break-up a couple are in court fighting over their only son Robert. Unable to come to a decision the judge takes RObert to his office and asks, him if he would like to live with his mom, Robert says "no, I don't want to live with her she hits me" then the Judge asks if he would like to live with his father, Robert says" no he hits me too". the judge then asks robert "who would you like to live with then" Robert says, "the Toronto Maple Leafs, they never beat anybody"