Lyrics:
AAAAAAhhh
MAKE POOP
Everybody in the club wanna
MAKE POOP
Everybody in their car wanna
MAKE POOP
Everybody goin on a date
MAKE POOP
Everybody runnin late
JUST MAKE POOP

When your dodging traffic cause you gotta take a dump
no matter how good you drive you'll always hit a bump
but you will get home now, sooner or later,
just cross your fingers that you have toilet paper
if you gotta shit and your stuck in traffic
your palms will sweat and your ass will twitch
ain't that a bitch?
If it starts to come out just give your cheeks a pinch!
Pinchy Pinchy Pinchy Pinchy Pinch Poop Poop
Have you ever had to take a shit at a zoo?
Maybe at school, maybe in a pool
Sometimes I have take a shit in a drive through
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAKE POOP
This song goes out to the truckers
man I feel bad for all you mother ****!

MAKE POOP
The people who like jumping out of planes
MAKE POOP
The people who get stuck in the rain
MAKE POOP
It doesn't matter if your rich or poor
MAKE POOP
Everybody just need to
MAKE POOP

All the girlies do it like Britney Spears
pushin out a nutty buddy face full of tears
Mr T has problems with his colon
cause every time he shits it looks like Gary Coleman
When ever you go and take a crap
do you ever turn around and take a look back?
Do you shit before you pee
Sometimes I pee before I poop and when I poop I pee freely

If this song makes you feel weird
MAKE POOP
Who cares about the other people just
MAKE POOP
Everybody has a butt hole
MAKE POOP
If someone gets mad tell em
THEY MAKE POOP

That's it, I haven't heard enough people out there talking about making poop
so what am I gonna do?
Ha ha ha haaaaaaaa
MAKE POOP AGAIN

MAKE POOP
The people who like smelling their own farts
MAKE POOP
The people who think shitting is an art
MAKE POOP
The people who like riding on a bike
MAKE POOP
Shitting is a part of life
JUST MAKE POOP

When your at a party and you see somebody hot
they walk your way but your stomach ties a knot
they grab your hand for you to dance
but when you get to the floor you shit your pants
and it runs down your leg and into your shoe
the music stops cause it smells like poo
watcha gonna do?
You run to the bathroom with your dingle berry stew
sweaty, slimmy, sticky, smelly
**** **** FUUUUCK
you get to the back and the bathrooms locked
your body gets hotter cause your ass won't shut
remember when your out of toilet paper use a sock!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hi I'm MrSafety but my real name is Cory
believe it or not, I make poop every morning!
MAKE POOP

The people in the USA
MAKE POOP
The people who live in the UK
MAKE POOP
The people in the country of Euro
MAKE POOP
Everyone around the world
JUST MAKE POOP

All the asian people do it like Bruce Lee
shitting out a milky way running up a tree
African people do it with a beat
one time I almost shit myself riding in my Jeep
cause I'm just a stupid white boy
I think it's funny when people get annoyed
waaaaaa
Does this song make you sick?
I'll pull down my pants so you can suck my .. weiner
People with a shallow mind arn't worth pleasin
cause everything I do is always done for a reason
and it's never the season for miss believin
so be open with yourself because that's who you must believe in!
MAKE POOP!
MAKE POOOOOOOOOP
MAKE POOP!