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Funny xbox support live chat (MUST READ)
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Funny xbox support live chat (MUST READ)Posted:

Clydey
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Please Note : No animals (except goldfish) where harmed during the making of this chat


Please wait for an agent to respond. You are currently '1' in the queue.
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You are now chatting with 'Zachary'.

Zachary: Thank you for contacting Xbox customer support. My name is Zach, how can I help you today?

Jacob: I am having problems opening my xbox

Zachary: What specifically do you mean?

Jacob: I cannot take apart my xbox, like tae off the cover

Zachary: I see. It would be unwise to do so as that voids your warranty. Also we don't support the dismantling of consoles.

Jacob: But i have to. To save my goldfish!

Zachary: I'm sorry but I can't support this particular issue if you need assistance recovering an animal I suggest you call animal control.

Jacob: But my goldfish, Tom is stuck inside the xbox. My friend pulled a prank on me and took apart my xbox, put tom in and put it back together again and he wont tell me how to take it apart

Zachary: In that case I would probably speak with your local authorities regarding the abuse of your animal.

Jacob: Do you think a chainsaw would work??

Zachary: As I already indicated before I cannot help you with this issue. If you have an issue within my support boundaries I would be happy to
assist. Otherwise I will have to disconnect this chat.

Jacob: BUT MY GOLDFISH IS GONNA DIE!!

Zachary: In that case I would advice contacting a Veternarian.

Jacob: I called everyone! The SWAT, The Navy.. Even the firemen!

Zachary: I have already informed you that I cannot assist with this issue twice. If you continue to inquire outside my support boundaries I will be forced to terminate this chat.

Jacob: But i am asking you an xbox related question about the taking apart of an xbox to save Tom life!

Zachary: I have already warned you three times that I do not support this issue.

Zachary: Thank you for contacting Xbox Customer Support. To end your chat session please click the green X above the chat window:

Chat session has been ended by the agent.


R.I.P Tom


Made by me lol


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#2. Posted:
Clydey
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what do you you guys think?

also vot on my poll please
#3. Posted:
-TTGCAM-
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kinda funny-_-
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#4. Posted:
-Impulsic
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yes, thats hilarious!
#5. Posted:
Mule_Kick
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dude poor goldfish jk XD you should go on skype and prank call them
#6. Posted:
Cutest
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i love messing with them, i call them all the time
#7. Posted:
Value
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this post is in honor of tom
#8. Posted:
West
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Haha, I found this funny.
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R.I.P Tom
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#10. Posted:
Monthu
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lol nice 10/10
my god,The support people are probally like "Wtf!??!?"
with all of TTG users trolling them now
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