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TTG_Viziionzz
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Hello TTG, I feel like being a good member on here and pretty much handing out free rep.

BUT, to get the rep you must post the funniest joke you know.

If I think that it is funny, i will +rep you.

RULES:
1. You can post any type of joke:
-Yo Momma
-Why did the chicken cross the road
-meme
-etc.
2.Only post one joke
3. If you already have won rep dont post another joke.

Winners:
-Windows_Live
-itzFlashy
-steinig
-CypherII
-Noddeh
-ViaLations
-Skidzzz
-ModderFreak1238
-sosexysexy4
-


HAVE FUN


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Gates
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Gone
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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her look more attractive?

Her ankles
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TTG_Viziionzz
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Gates wrote Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here."


DECLINED: Funny but not funny enough!
#5. Posted:
Windows_Live
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(Not trying to be racist)

What do you call something long and black?

The welfare line.
#6. Posted:
-mau5-
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"A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
#7. Posted:
aaajjj
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Women's Rights
(Nuff said)
#8. Posted:
-Respect-
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a brunette asks a blonde to make toast. blonde replies "theres no toast but theres bread?"
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Rib
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What did the boy with no arms, and no legs get for christmas?


Cancer!

:trollin:
#10. Posted:
Lyra
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Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish :trollin:
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