Ok so this one guy is walking down a beach and see's the girl with no arms and no legs sitting on the beach crying. The guy feels bad for her because she has no arms or legs and walks up to her and asks her "whats wrong". She said "Ive never been hugged before in my entire life except from my mom and dad". So of course the guy feels bad and gives her a hug. She smiles and he starts walking away when she starts to cry again. So he walks back and says "whats wrong now"? She says "ive never been kissed before in my entire life except from my mom or dad". So he gives her a kiss. She smiles and he starts walking away and she starts crying again. He walked and and said "what is it now"? She said " Well ive never been screwed before (A.K.A sex)" So he picked her up and threw her into the water and said, " Ha now your screwed B****!!