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Aberdeen: Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a 'pimp' (brothel owner)
Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.
Bagpipes must under no circumstance be played within 5 miles of any living creature.
By law, on Rabbie Burns night, 25th January, all Scottish people must eat Haggis, Neeps and Tatties.
Glasgow: By law, any person operating a Fish and Chip shop must provide Deep Fried Mars Bars as part of their menu.
If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet, you must allow them access
It is against the law to blow up Glasgow Airport.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July.
It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.
Trespassing on someone else's land is legal.
You are presumed guilty until proven innocent for some crimes.
You may not fish on Sundays.
Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.
Bagpipes must under no circumstance be played within 5 miles of any living creature.
By law, on Rabbie Burns night, 25th January, all Scottish people must eat Haggis, Neeps and Tatties.
Glasgow: By law, any person operating a Fish and Chip shop must provide Deep Fried Mars Bars as part of their menu.
If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet, you must allow them access
It is against the law to blow up Glasgow Airport.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July.
It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.
Trespassing on someone else's land is legal.
You are presumed guilty until proven innocent for some crimes.
You may not fish on Sundays.
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i thought that is hilarious :L
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LOL! I love Scotland now!
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UPDATE ON WEIRD LAWS
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In London, Hackney taxis must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be drunk in a pub or club, or any other licensed premises.
Oddly, it is illegal to consume a mince pie on Christmas Day.
In Hereford, you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
However, in Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Also in York, excluding Sundays, it is apparently legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless they are a clerk in a tropical fish store.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full coat of armour.
Sleeping with a consort of the queen is classified as treason, and as such carries a maximum penalty of death.
Placing a postage stamp of the queen upside down, is also considered treason.
It is unlawful to impersonate an Chelsea pensioner.
It is illegal to sell most goods on a Sunday. It is however legal to sell a carrot. It is also legal to sell it at any price, and to give free gifts with it, such as anything else one might want to buy on a Sunday.
The following are legal though:
a male may urinate in public, so long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle, and his right hand is on the vehicle.
all English males over the age of 14 are to carry out approximately two hours of longbow practice a week, supervised by the local clergy.
Britain
In London, Hackney taxis must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be drunk in a pub or club, or any other licensed premises.
Oddly, it is illegal to consume a mince pie on Christmas Day.
In Hereford, you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
However, in Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Also in York, excluding Sundays, it is apparently legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless they are a clerk in a tropical fish store.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full coat of armour.
Sleeping with a consort of the queen is classified as treason, and as such carries a maximum penalty of death.
Placing a postage stamp of the queen upside down, is also considered treason.
It is unlawful to impersonate an Chelsea pensioner.
It is illegal to sell most goods on a Sunday. It is however legal to sell a carrot. It is also legal to sell it at any price, and to give free gifts with it, such as anything else one might want to buy on a Sunday.
The following are legal though:
a male may urinate in public, so long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle, and his right hand is on the vehicle.
all English males over the age of 14 are to carry out approximately two hours of longbow practice a week, supervised by the local clergy.
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lulz this is fuhhhing funny xD it fuhhhing suck to live there xD
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how do they come up with this one?
It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July
LOL
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It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July
LOL
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By law, any person operating a Fish and Chip shop must provide Deep Fried Mars Bars as part of their menu.
Not true, where did you get your source from?
There are too many posts like this.
Not true, where did you get your source from?
There are too many posts like this.
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SmurfMe wrote lulz this is fuhhhing funny xD it fuhhhing suck to live there xDCheecky person i live in scotland
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how stereotypical
funny as f*ck though
funny as f*ck though
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Theunknown21 wrote By law, any person operating a Fish and Chip shop must provide Deep Fried Mars Bars as part of their menu.
Not true, where did you get your source from?
There are too many posts like this.
wow it is only a joke, life is a lot easier with a sense of humour
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