I flamed a tit because my ding-dong was hard

Makes sense

i burped on a dog because i farted

I farted on your teacher because I'm boss.

i peed on a gameboy because im og

I queefed on my grandmother because my ding-dong was hard. I hate you man.

Monolopy told me too

i killed your grandmother because my ding-dong was hard.

i humped my grandmother because ima boss. im acually not wearing a shirt so i picked that one

I burped on An old woman Because I'm an OG Triple OG

I peeded on donkey balls because I felt like it...