listen iv tried everything and school calls home when ur not in class... so that wont work...

mom im sick nuff said

Well, if your gonna fake sick, start now. Go waddle into your mom's room, and be like:

"My stomach hurts, can I have some medicine?"

And act really sick and upset, and keep making her up in the middle of the night. Then in the morning, say your tired, and your stomach still hurts(in a baby voice).

Profit?!?!?!?!?!?

bumpsHD wrote mom im sick nuff said

Doesnt work nuff said :troll:

swallow i dime size squirt of shampoo, you will throw it up instantly, but you wont get sick ive done its plenty of times

sh042067 wrote Well, if your gonna fake sick, start now. Go waddle into your mom's room, and be like:

"My stomach hurts, can I have some medicine?"

And act really sick and upset, and keep making her up in the middle of the night. Then in the morning, say your tired, and your stomach still hurts(in a baby voice).

Profit?!?!?!?!?!?

HMMM ill try that now!

Say "I'm on my period now leave me alone!" :trollin:

i have experience in this matter:

Get some ready oates mix it with a tad bit of milk and a sticky substance glue works bes for me and smear it on ur bathroom sink then pretend to run into the bathroom and be sick but dont let ur mum see the oates in plain sight otherwie she'll sus u out just try to cover it slightly

Threaten your mother by saying
'I Will stab you in the neck, with a knife'

Works everytime.. well i only ever needed to try it once, obviously failed so i went to plan B

Plan b:Stabbing your mother in the neck with a knife

This Is What You Do Works Every Single Time..

Requirements- Thomonitar, facecloth and hot water.

What u do is take the paper towel put it in hot water for 5 mins
then take thomonitar in put it in warm water for 2 mins and ull get high temp.

+rep me