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What was Helen Kellers favorite color.
-Corduroy
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-They moved the furniture.
How did Helen Keller's parents _really_ punish her?
-Hung bowling balls from the ceiling.
How did Helen Keller's parents really really punish her?
-They left the plunger in the toilet.
How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
-On a blind date.
Why was Helen Keller's face pock-marked?
-Her parents made her eat with a fork.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
-Her dog was blind too.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell in a well?
-She screamed her fingers off.
Why was Helen Keller's hand so bloody?
-Trying to read the white stripe in road at 55 mph.
How did Helen Keller burn her hand?
-She tried to read the waffle iron.
What did Helen Keller say when she found the cheese grater?
-It was the most violent book she'd ever read.
Remember the Helen Keller doll? You'd wind her up and
-watch her walk into walls.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
-She's a woman.
How did Helen Keller burn her ear off?
-Answering the iron!
How did she burn the other one off?
-They called back!
Why does helen keller masturbate with her left hand?
-so she can moan with her right hand
How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate?
-Trying to read her own lips.
Why does helen keller wear tight jeans?
-So people can read her lips
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller playing tennis?
-Eternal love.
How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed her teeth?
-By the Gleam in her eye.
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?
-She uses the other to sing with.
What was the worst day in Hellen Keller's life?
-The day she burned her mouth, and couldn't taste anything, either.
How did Helen Keller drive a car?
-With one hand on the wheel, and one hand on the road.
What is Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?
-Jergen's lotion.
What did Helen Keller scream when she fell off the mountain?
-Nothing, She was wearing mittens.
What did Helen Keller name her dog?
-Nymphdrumpherlmf.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-By walking on her Braille books with golf shoes.
How about the three panelists on "To Tell The Truth?"
#1. "My name is Helen Keller."
#2. "My name is Helen Keller."
#3. "Myne nnme ithk Hulln Kwellell."
Sticky? Lol. Thought this was too funny!
-Corduroy
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-They moved the furniture.
How did Helen Keller's parents _really_ punish her?
-Hung bowling balls from the ceiling.
How did Helen Keller's parents really really punish her?
-They left the plunger in the toilet.
How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
-On a blind date.
Why was Helen Keller's face pock-marked?
-Her parents made her eat with a fork.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
-Her dog was blind too.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell in a well?
-She screamed her fingers off.
Why was Helen Keller's hand so bloody?
-Trying to read the white stripe in road at 55 mph.
How did Helen Keller burn her hand?
-She tried to read the waffle iron.
What did Helen Keller say when she found the cheese grater?
-It was the most violent book she'd ever read.
Remember the Helen Keller doll? You'd wind her up and
-watch her walk into walls.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
-She's a woman.
How did Helen Keller burn her ear off?
-Answering the iron!
How did she burn the other one off?
-They called back!
Why does helen keller masturbate with her left hand?
-so she can moan with her right hand
How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate?
-Trying to read her own lips.
Why does helen keller wear tight jeans?
-So people can read her lips
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller playing tennis?
-Eternal love.
How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed her teeth?
-By the Gleam in her eye.
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?
-She uses the other to sing with.
What was the worst day in Hellen Keller's life?
-The day she burned her mouth, and couldn't taste anything, either.
How did Helen Keller drive a car?
-With one hand on the wheel, and one hand on the road.
What is Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?
-Jergen's lotion.
What did Helen Keller scream when she fell off the mountain?
-Nothing, She was wearing mittens.
What did Helen Keller name her dog?
-Nymphdrumpherlmf.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-By walking on her Braille books with golf shoes.
How about the three panelists on "To Tell The Truth?"
#1. "My name is Helen Keller."
#2. "My name is Helen Keller."
#3. "Myne nnme ithk Hulln Kwellell."
Sticky? Lol. Thought this was too funny!
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Honestly, this isn't even Funny, it's pretty Rude.
Don't say "Take a joke"
Hellen Keller was a inspiring person to Others.
Don't say "Take a joke"
Hellen Keller was a inspiring person to Others.
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Well it's funny to me, idk about you guys... isn't that why I posted this? Lol.
Posted this to see what you guys think!
and my favorite joke is:
*Why was Helen Keller's side of her face burned?
-Because she tried answereing the Iron.
=Joke of the day!
Hahahaha.
Posted this to see what you guys think!
and my favorite joke is:
*Why was Helen Keller's side of her face burned?
-Because she tried answereing the Iron.
=Joke of the day!
Hahahaha.
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Did you hear how Hellen Keller died?
-Neither did she
-Neither did she
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these are great man! Keep them coming.
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SpaceNinja882 wrote Did you hear how Hellen Keller died?
-Neither did she
Haha. Nice broheim!
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Thats really messed up bro.
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