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Ashley:
Thanks for contacting EA Help! My name is Ashley how may I help you?
Ashley:
May I get your full name, phone number, date of birth, email, console, persona name and a summary of your issue please?
you:
are you trying to hack me?
Ashley:
I am sorry I am not sure I understand that
you:
there is no way i am giving you my personal information
Ashley:
The phone and last name are voluntary, but I do need your account information to assist you
you:
lols @ balls.com
you:
my name is Poopak
you:
last name is Modfuker
you:
and my console is for xbox
you:
is that all the info you need
Ashley:
Yes and just a brief description of the issue you need help with today
you:
ok when i put my disk in my console a lady starts dancing on y screen
you:
my*
Ashley:
What disc?
Ashley:
Or what game that is
you:
BF3
you:
sexy edition
Ashley:
Are you using microsoft office help icon ?
you:
i am on xbox not Microsoft PowerPoint
Ashley:
one moment please
you:
does the BF3 Sexy Edition come with dancing ladies free of charge?
Ashley:
Where did you purchase the disc?
you:
Adult store
Ashley:
Lol, thats nice
Ashley:
If you have anything I can assist you with regaurding an EA or Origin product I would be happy to assist, otherwise I do need to assist the next customer.
you:
so cant you help me?
you:
i really want to play this game?
Ashley:
If its a BF3 cd you think you have, you should go back to the store you purchased from for a replacement or reimbursement.
you:
they wont accept returns
you:
it is an Adult store
Ashley:
I am sorry but I am not able to assist you with this as its not a purchase from the origin.com store.
you:
does Origin Store sell BF3 Sexy Edition?
Ashley:
No that is not a product we sell
Ashley:
If you need help with anything else, please feel free to contact us anytime!