Three men are standing at the gates to heaven. Jesus comes out and say...Heaven can only take two more souls today so I will hear your stories and make a decision.

Guy 1: I have high-blood pressure and a stressful job. I get home to my apartment on the 6th floor and my wife is in the bed naked. I know shes cheating on me so I go to find the jerk. I search everywhere and then on my balcony rail I see two hans holding on. I go out and beat his hands and he falls, but doesn't die. So I chunck my freeze over and kill him. Then I had a heart attack and now Im here.

Jesus says...Im sorry my son that is horrible you may enter.

Guy 2: So Im working out on the 7th story balcony when I trip and fall over the side. Luckily I grab the balcony belows rail. Then this mad man comes out beating on my hands and makes me fall. Im still alive looking up and this freezer comes falling down and now Im here.

Jesus says...Wow! thats really horrible...you may enter my son.

Guy 3: So...Picture this...Im naked standing in a freezer...