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In this post I will show you how to get your hot teacher to sleep with you!
But first I'm going to show you what not to do first! Read Below!

Here is what NOT to do if you're planning to TRY and "get" with your teacher.
Do Not:
1) Be a nerd
2) Be Fat
3) Have perfect/Flawless grades
4) Have a girlfriend (You can but that wouldn't be good)
5) Have a little D*CK
6) Have weird obsessions or interests. (Unless they're into that sorda thing.

Now I am going to show you what you can have/be to up your chances.
Do:
1) Have muscles
2) Be a " jock "
3) Have good looks
4) Be nice
5) Be a D*CK
6) Have a big D*CK

Now I will show you the three most possible ways you can get a hot teacher to sleep with you. The three ways will be broken down in steps and will be the most simple way you can process. If there are any questions that you would like to ask, or information you'd like to add, post on here or send me a message on here. Oh and it's a bad idea to try and go for a teacher who is married because then she might be loyal to her husband. Now if she has a boyfriend it could be easier but would still weaken your chances with her. :trollin:

Technique 1
The Sob-Story

Description:
This will be the most likely to work but hardest to find. By "find" I mean the teacher has to have a problem in her life that you can try to relate to. Or lie about :trollin: Although this one could possibly trigger a relationship so if you're looking for that? Bonus! Now to do this, as I said earlier, the teacher must have a life problem that you can pretend to care about. Or actually care about. So when your in class just pay attention and try to answer any questions she directs towards you. Then once the class is over start a conversation about the lesson you learned. But while your talking say that you didn't fully understand the lesson. Once you say this she will hopefully either;
A: Talk to you longer
B: Tell you to stay after school for a study session
If those don't happen just ask for a day for her to tutor you. Now when you go for your lesson try to aggravate her and if she gets angry enough, it's your call, just ask her if she's ok? When she says (YES) ask her if there is anything going on in her life that she would like to talk about. (Because she seems stressed of course) :trollin: And if it's a no then you must ask "What's wrong? Do you want to talk about it?" Then there ya go. And if she just tries to avoid that subject push on it until she finally talks about it (BUT don't push for it too much because then she might figure out what you're trying to do.) Now when she tells you what's wrong you MUST try to relate with her in anyway the situation is reasonable. Do not change the subject to something that is sad but isn't anything she would care about. So when she tells you this you can talk to her about it and open up to her. When she sees that you're not just another student she'll open up to you to. So keep the afternoon "Study Sessions" going for a week and talk. Then when she helps you on a problem or something in that matter grab her hand and kiss her. If she pulls away and says "GET OUT!" your cover is blown. But if she pulls away and just looks at you. You're in the perfect position to get some. Unless she smacks you :trollin:

Technique 2:
The Bad-Ass

Description:
This one is for the JOCKS! You're going to have to be muscular, suave-like, and handsome. To do this You really just have to be an "ass" but not a complete D :!: K. So lets get started. Now here you will have to be a "tough-guy", "Bad-Ass", or maybe you can get girls to say "Oh, he's so fine." So obviously this technique gives you a "playa" status which isn't relationship material. Ok so when your in class mess around and get the teacher to yell at you and tell you to stay after class. Then after class she will most likely try to talk to you of what you did and why. When she asks you why you did it just tell her you did it to get her mad. This will then HOPEFULLY make her mad enough to keep you in her class after class for a little while. So as your in her class after school everyday try and act cool around her. Show no inability to let your guard down. Always be cool, Never listen. So after a week or so of this start to talk to her like casual conversation. So now you will loosen up a little bit and start actually having talks with her. Then as she's talking to you about how she loves the kitchen, get close to her. If she isn't uncomfortable she'll act like she won't know and keep talking. As she talks to you make eye contact and then wink and MAKE SURE she notices. But don't grab her face and make her look at you. Finally get closer and hopefully she still isn't uncomfortable. And then move in for that kiss. She will kiss you back if she wants to but if she starts talking again about the kiss, kiss her again. After the kissing sessions try for more as in; Under the shirt/Over the bra, pants, naked :trollin: Then you're in.

Technique 3
The Money-Shot & Risk-Taker

The simplest one you will ever get.

What to do:

1) Come straight out with it and ask her. Try to act lonely or really sad.
2) Get some money (100-9000 dollars! Hoes aren't cheap) Then pay her for it.
3) Risk it. Just ask her. Say no strings attached just a booty-call.


OTHER SIMPLE TECHNIQUES:

1) Ask her to eat out with you :trollin:
2) Get her drunk/SH*T Faced/ stoned

Remember kids, Rufies are your friend!
(Do not condone rape! It is illegal this is meant as a joke and in no way is meant to actually try!)

THIS POST WAS MADE ALL BY ME (brett96brett) NONE OF THIS WAS COPY OR PASTED. ALSO, ALL THIS INFORMATION IS JUST FOR LOLz AND SHOULD NOT BE DONE. ALTHOUGH SOME OF THESE MAY WORK THEY DO NOT GUARANTEE ANYTHING TOWARDS YOU "GETTING ANY " BUT IS JUST TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. iF ANY OF THESE WORK PLEASE LET ME KNOW!