Bring it Bi*ch

u got it.... tp(( besides i heard ur mom ain't to shabby either

Other things I have learned.
-Battles have time limits
-I only need a shot to save my life
-My flamethrower is attached to an OPEC oil tanker
-I don't need to know exatcly how I got into the zombie house since there are no doors.
-My squad mates SUCK

Wow... what a list...

1. Gary Oldman flew from England all the way to the United States to voice a character in 1 level

2. We celebrate the death of 60 million people by making a video game about it (ouch)

3. according to your Russian lunatic commander, "you can't die, you always survive" then get killed on Veteran

4. When your the only one left on your team on S@D a ghost voice tells you to finish the mission.

5. You can defy the laws of physics and hide in "rock"

6. The "shades" perk is useless but makes you look cool.

7. People hate Nazi's so much there are no zombie Japs

1. If you kill me, a grenade comes out of my ass.
2. If I shoot your arm, your legs fall off.
3. When I get hurt, I see red.
4. The Japanese, Americans and Russians have no problems with draws, the Germans on the other hand....
5. A rifle that fires rounds bigger then my hand, doesn't kill you in one hit.
6. I don't need to stop, drop and roll, I just keep walking and the fire just goes out.
7. Instead of learning how to reload faster, I just move my hands at the speed of sound.
8. If I push the analog stick, I can survive sword attacks.
9. I can't put a bayonet on my rifle until I kill lots of people.
10. I push a button and my weapon, my looks, and even my abilities change.
11. After I become extremely experienced and get lots of benefits, I push a button and become a rookie with an extra weapon slot.
12. Pepsi is like my crack, it gives me special abilities.
13. I stabbed your toe, and now you're bleeding from you head and you died.

wow Casca, i dont need to know how i got in the zombie house since there are no doors. lol

lol

Casca comes up with the funniest things just like Jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage

yep where dose he get that stuff you never know that guy might be him lol joke