Would you rather...
Eat poop every day for the rest of your life. or Smell like poop every day for the rest of your life.
Would you rather...
Walk in on your parents "doing it." or Walk in on your sibling "doing it" with their sweetie.
Would you rather...
Be handcuffed to a bed, naked, in the middle of a highway. or Have pictures of you being handcuffed to a bed, naked, on the Internet.
Would you rather...
Watch your mom get her nipples pierced. or Watch your dad get his balls pierced.
Would you rather...
Have your privates removed completely by a total stranger. or Remove your own privates. Would you rather...
"Do it" for $50. or Pay $500 to watch someone else "do it".
Would you rather...
Get paid for intercourse. or Pay for intercourse.
Would you rather...
Dumpster dive with your best friend, only to find a dead body. or Swim in a lake, only to be touched by a dead body.

i got these from a website.. they all made me laugh.. i figured id share them with you guys!