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Read This! Funny Scenario, Need To Prove Something Here..Posted:

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OK

Here's the Scenario

Your in somebody expensive mansion, and you need to go toilet NUMBER2, the toilets are locked with solid gold handles. A very attractive female is waiting for you, she looks like shes wanting something

Would You
[A] Do it in your pants, she may not smell it, also you don't wanna get kicked out.. Classy, very classy

Do it in a bush, use my hands for toilet paper. Didn't i mention its a poison ivy bush.
SURVIVALIST! STRONG MAN INDEED!

[C] Theres a cat litter bowl, and the cat is nearing its time, you could do it there, however the cat would be put down, and its the girls favourite cat! She may be put off and ask you to leave

[b]
BTW, that chilli you had means you cannot hold it.. yeah

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What would you do?


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Anybody? Wanna see how some of you would react
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Wait, how/why are the toilets locked?
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I would hold it tbh.
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Do it in my pants mate.
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Pretend i need a #1 and ask for the toilets to be opened
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IXxSCOTLANDxXI wrote Pretend i need a #1 and ask for the toilets to be opened


The owner is deaf..
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Non, I would just find somewhere else to shit

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-M40A3 wrote Do it in my pants mate.


Classy

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-BJW- wrote
IXxSCOTLANDxXI wrote Pretend i need a #1 and ask for the toilets to be opened


The owner is deaf..

write it down/on my phone and show him
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