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Yo mama so fat when she farted in plutos direction it became the hottest planet in the solar syestem.

Yo mama's so fat she doesn't need the internet cause shes already world wide
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Yo mama so fat she starved in a grocery store ;)
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this guy walks on a bus and sees a very beautiful nun. he goes up to the nun and says ' can i please have sex with you you are the most amazing thing i have ever seen ' the nun slapped him in the face and she got off the bus. the bus driver comes up to the man and says ' go to the convent tonight dressed as jesus and there is no way she can resist ' so that night the man goes to the convent dressed as jesus and says to the nun ' i know you are a nun but i am jesus and give you all permison to have sex with me ' so they have sex and when they get done jesus goes ' hahahaha i was the guy on the bus ' then the nun goes ' hahahha i am the bus driver '
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this post................... 8)
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dotto wrote this guy walks on a bus and sees a very beautiful nun. he goes up to the nun and says ' can i please have sex with you you are the most amazing thing i have ever seen ' the nun slapped him in the face and she got off the bus. the bus driver comes up to the man and says ' go to the convent tonight dressed as jesus and there is no way she can resist ' so that night the man goes to the convent dressed as jesus and says to the nun ' i know you are a nun but i am jesus and give you all permison to have sex with me ' so they have sex and when they get done jesus goes ' hahahaha i was the guy on the bus ' then the nun goes ' hahahha i am the bus driver '

LMAO Gay buttsex WIN!
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dotto wrote this guy walks on a bus and sees a very beautiful nun. he goes up to the nun and says ' can i please have sex with you you are the most amazing thing i have ever seen ' the nun slapped him in the face and she got off the bus. the bus driver comes up to the man and says ' go to the convent tonight dressed as jesus and there is no way she can resist ' so that night the man goes to the convent dressed as jesus and says to the nun ' i know you are a nun but i am jesus and give you all permison to have sex with me ' so they have sex and when they get done jesus goes ' hahahaha i was the guy on the bus ' then the nun goes ' hahahha i am the bus driver '


WTF thats sick
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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TTG_Daileyyy wrote this post................... 8)



I lol'd pick this guy
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you mam so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her
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