what the diffrence between a mexican and a book?...a book has papers.

what the diffrence between a jeew and a pizza?...a pizza doesnt scream when its getting burned.

what do you call a skinny african with an afro?...a microphone.

Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card

Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.

How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family

What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

...and YES im MEXICAN TOO!!!...so yeah i can put ALOT MORE about MEXICANS jokes but only if people think its funny