George H.W. Bush was really George Scherff Sr., a Nazi sent to destroy America as a teenager and adopted by Prescott Bush (Scherff was also an assistant to Nikola Tesla, and stole all Teslas inventions after he was murdered by Otto Skorzeny and Reinhard Gehlen).

Hitler was still alive in Montana in 1997, and Josef Mengele is keeping himself alive and youthful with a regimen of hormones and cannibalism. Josef Mengele is now a zombie.

Oh, and Curious George was inspired by a young George Scherff Jr.; thats probably why Alan J.

Shalleck was murdered by two men he met through a gay sex network one day before the movie premiered. (this information comes from a man named Eric Berman, who claims he heard it straight from his girlfriends dad, Otto Skorzeny, in Florida during the late 90s. Skorzeny died in Madrid in 1975.)

Josef Mengele is now working an a secret KGB laboratory in Canada creating viper grass (a DNA splice of a viper and crab grass) as a weapon to assassinate the pope. He plans to send the pope a bouquet with the viper grass in it to kill him thus leaving the popes position open to panther aliens from norway. This will than cause Catholicism to die and will also start a new holy crusade against the buddhist and will drag the Chinese into a war with all of Africa which will be the start of WWIII and also lead to the end of mankind as we know it. All this is 100% going to happen if you dont recycle, so you better start.