I picked your mom up in the Chinatown District during a Crossfire, and then put her in a Vacant room. We had a Showdown and I put my Bloc Pipeline in her Overgrown Ambush and Countdowned til I Downpoured a Shipment of Wetwork all over her; it smelt like a Bog, but hey. The bed started to Creek and Crash on t...op of me. So I did her up the Backlot and Striked her good. I Broadcasted it on YouTube.
That ones form CoD4 and this one is from MW2:
Ipicked your mum up in the RUNDOWN ESTATE district of AFGHAN, and then took her up to my HIGHRISE FAVELA. We used MARATHON to get there faster then she took off her BLING & we got COMMANDO. Her CARE PACKAGE looked like a WASTELAND with a few SKIDROWs close by, I used my ONE MAN ARMY & INVASIONED her UNDERPASS. I hit the HARDLINE & PRESISION AIRSTRIKED to her TERMINAL point, she wasnt a LIGHTWEIGHT & felt like a SUB BASE on top of me. Then I heard DANGER CLOSE so like a NINJA I was done in a second & she quickly used SLIGHT OF HAND to jack me off before I RUNDOWN the stairs & SCRAMBLERed away.

TTG-ZACK wrote best one >>I picked your mum up in the RUNDOWN ESTATE district of AFGHAN, and then took her up to my HIGHRISE FAVELA. We used MARATHON to get there faster then she took off her BLING & we got COMMANDO. Her CARE PACKAGE looked like a WASTELAND with a few SKIDROWs close by, I used my ONE MAN ARMY & INVASIONED her UNDERPASS. I hit the HARDLINE & PRESISION AIRSTRIKED to her TERMINAL point, she wasnt a LIGHTWEIGHT & felt like a SUB BASE on top of me. Then I heard DANGER CLOSE so like a NINJA I was done in a second & she quickly used SLIGHT OF HAND to jack me off before I RUNDOWN the stairs & SCRAMBLERed away. pm me and tell me when i win

wow. that joke is from my website. weve had that joke there for like a couple months

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Yo mamas so ugly, you can roll her face in doe and make gorrila cookies

You mommas so fat, she blocked a tactical nuke

that was funny stuff i cant think of a story but i read that made me laugh so hard i cried well not really but funny