You pull down your girlfriends trousers and shout out "Headquaters Located!"

You pick up a laptop, open it hit random buttons for 5 seconds then shout "Bomb Defuzed"

Every time you hear planes you run for cover

You see a girl skipping and shout "Your lagging, sort out your connecting noob!"

Your watching the Expendables at the Cinema and they whip out the AA-12 and you scream "You Noob!"

You see a guy on the way to school decorating a friends roof and you yell "You Glitcher"

You cook everything you throw for 2 seconds

Your dog jumps on you and you snap its neck!

You arrive to play golf, instantly run to the flag and shout "Securing Charlie!"

There is a powercut - "We've been EMP'd electronics are down!"

You turn up at the Airport and shoot the person in the cockpit!

You arrive to play golf with a friend and instantly run to the flag and shout "Securing Charlie!"

You see a guy on a roof on the way to school and scream "You Glitcher"

Your at a friends house for a party, you hate the song that comes on and repeatedly scream "Veto, Veto, Veto!"

Post new ones and I will add!