Well my friend lit campaign signs and mailboxes on fire, not saying you should do it, that shit could get out of hand quickly haha. But I don't know... Don't do anything illegal.

Mustard on Cars. Sucks to clean off

Wow what a badass YOLOmacSWAG we got here.

Tp the car put mustard and syrup mix on the car and put tp and peanut butter on it

Smash the front window with a Hammer (a regular Hammer dont buy one from your local supermarket though as if police are called they may check if anyones previously brought anything similar to this) throw a petrol bomb through the broken window and repeat process for Car.

Make sure you burn everything you were wearing and have everything planned out because if you fair to prepare, prepare to fail.

Also google the guide to make petrol bombs make sure you use several proxys and only get ingredients which can not be traced.

Also make sure you dont do it with any fat kids or people who will blang otherwise you may get caught, instead of using a Hammer to break the glass in the window you could use a rock but use gloves and make sure the rock is from the houses next door neighbors or someone on that street because if you are not suspected and nothing leads back to you, you should be scotch free.