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#11. Posted:
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Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
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Yo mamma so poor I seen her pissin on a skateboard I asked her what she was doing, she said, "washing the family car."
Yo mamma so poor I seen her kicki. A can I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving!!"
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your momas so fat when she step on the scales she saw her own mobile number

your momas so fat i walked around her once and got lost

your momas so dumb she tripped over a wireless telephone cable

your momas so dumb she tryed to drown a fish in water

your momas so fat she made love a broke it

your momas so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

your momas so fat when sho fell of the front of a boat the captian shouted "LAND AHOY!"

your momas so fat when she went swimming the whales started singing "we are family! EVEN THO YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

your momas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

your momas so ugly when she gave birth that baby tryed to climb back in

Ive got thousands more but i dont wanna spamm to much =PPPP
#14. Posted:
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Yo mamma's so old that when she tries to breast feed it comes out like dust.

You mamma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.

Yo mamma's so stupid she was trying to make the alphabet from M&M's

HA I love the car one
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yo momma so stupid she got fired from a M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

LOL
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your momas so dumb she tryed to drown a fish in water... ?

Mate you can do that by pulling it backwards by the tail, duh........ lol
#17. Posted:
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your mums starting to annoy me , she keeps wearing 2 shades of lipstick making my dick look like a rainbow
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yo mama so nasty last time she got @$$ is when her finger slipped through the toilit paper.
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yo mamas so fat shes got more rolls than the towns bakery
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yo mamas so fat when she fell in love she broke it
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