Or as simple as this, a daddy, maybe your dad, had fun (in bed), and there was a lot of white stuff that shot out (jizz) (sperm cels inside of jizz), and then 9 months later (or however lon), you were born, then the same thing happened over and over again. See that simple.

Woobie wrote Those are called aliens. Aliens came here, planted us as seeds. But we became mutated and turned into dinosaurs. Then the dinosaurs got blown up by rocks and we became monkeys. Then monkeys turned white and here we are today.

This. Except change it to: Those are called aliens. Aliens came here, planted us as seeds.

And as they flew away the first "aliens" but we call them humans called the aliens that first brought us here GOD.
Which is why we think god is up in the air like that. LOL

Woobie wrote

CodMasTerZ wrote

Woobie wrote Those are called aliens. Aliens came here, planted us as seeds. But we became mutated and turned into dinosaurs. Then the dinosaurs got blown up by rocks and we became monkeys. Then monkeys turned white and here we are today.

then how is there people of color?

That's simple. As a primitive ritual ancient human monkey dinosaurs would dip a member of their tribe in paint and they were to mate with those of their color.

Your replies never fail to make me chuckle.

Woobie wrote

CodMasTerZ wrote

Woobie wrote Those are called aliens. Aliens came here, planted us as seeds. But we became mutated and turned into dinosaurs. Then the dinosaurs got blown up by rocks and we became monkeys. Then monkeys turned white and here we are today.

then how is there people of color?

That's simple. As a primitive ritual ancient human monkey dinosaurs would dip a member of their tribe in paint and they were to mate with those of their color.

not sure if trolling or just retarted xD

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