Lyrics :

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
The Guidos party all night then go out and try score
On the Jersey Shore
During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store

SITUATION
Yo its Mike but they call me the situation
Cause my abs never go on a vacation
Some people think that I'm a jerk off
But I look like Rambo with my shirt off
When guidettes see me they get turned on
cus I spend all day at the tanning salon.
I tweeze, I tan, I shave my chest.
Man dont try to act like your not impressed

SNOOKI
It's me, Snooki I crave attention
I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions
I like to hook up but dont call me loose
When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice.
Im looking for love without much luck
Hey, you took our drinks!

SITUATION
Snooki, duck!

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
They get in fights and they hook up for sport
On the Jersey Shore
They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts

JWOWW
They call me JWOWW Im a man eater
I only like guys who wear wife beaters
I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed
and grind on guys who are unemployed.

PAULIE
Im DJ Pauly and I raise the roof
I put gel in my hair til it's bullet proof
My beats are sick I don't mean to brag
Check out my contacts, Italian Flags
I get my haircut every single day
I dance with my bros in a manly way
We know several dances including the jump
the ab display, and the guido fist pump

Go go go go go go

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
Girls get drunk and hook up with every Vinnie, Petie and Paul
On the Jersey Shore
They wake up the next morning and pretend that they don't recall
On the Jersey Shore
They get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor
Their tans are so Orange they look like a bunch of Oompa loompas

SITUATION
Did he say we look like Oompa Loompas? Not cool boss! Not cool!