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An Englishman, a Canadian and an American where captured.
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An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."
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The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."
Lol!
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lol, that was so dumb
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Are you being serious? i know this is a joke but do you seriously think that we obey and are loyal to the royal family? they have no importance and nobody cares about them. GAWD americans and there stereotypes these days.
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TheReverand wrote Are you being serious? i know this is a joke but do you seriously think that we obey and are loyal to the royal family? they have no importance and nobody cares about them. GAWD americans and there stereotypes these days.
First of all im swedish so go and fu.ck your self.
Second of all this is a joke section of the TTG forum.
You cant take a joke? Then gtfo?
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haha i had a good chuckle about this one LOL
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