redneck_jebuz wrote

chhheeezy wrote

redneck_jebuz wrote ok first.... buy a monkey... dosent matter which kind... teach it how to **** people then sick it on your principle and if u cant afford a monkey try a donkey or llama idk but i think that would be sweet and im sure youd get kicked outev school for an **** raping monkey/donkey/llama or what everu your wepon of choice come to be ^_^ good luck

That just weird ha

thats how i roleee lmaoo ;O

No yo just think your funny...your not.

When A Teacher says Im not buying it , {like she doesnt belive you} , say good becuase im not selling it.
Or get a pile of dog shi* burn it then shove it in there face

Have an orgy in the middle of the class when your teacher walks out and when she gets back in to try and stop it then put her in the closet and rape her!! Not only will you get kicked out of school but you also have a good chance of going to jail. Bonus points for you. lol

TTG_Carloz wrote If your teacher is jewish , ask her if she is a Holocost surviver . lol **** up

that reminds me when i was in 8th grade my freind drew a swastica on the markerboard and she was jewish, and her gradparents were in the holocaust.

Well If You Seen The SouthPark Episode Where Wendy Fights Cartman!

Cartman Craps On The Teachers Desk To Get Detention

but it will also get u suspended

StealthGaming wrote Well If You Seen The SouthPark Episode Where Wendy Fights Cartman!

Cartman Craps On The Teachers Desk To Get Detention

but it will also get u suspended

sounds like a plan

Conversation with tacher
teacher:today we are learning about reproduction
student: Does that mean i learn how to make my gf like time in bed?
teacher:thats inoppropriate for school go to the principals office.
student: but she says i need practice, teacher, could you help me?
teacher:Go to the Principal office Now!
Student:Is the principal going to teach me?
***********(Teacher calls principal and principal arrives)
Principal: Wheres the kid?!?!?!
Student: quiet down im about to be taught reproduction by the teacher in a "hands-on" way!
***********(Principal gets angry and yells)
Student: OMG all i wanted to do is learn how to make her feel good.....

imma resident elite hells yea

chhheeezy wrote

TTG_Carloz wrote If your teacher is jewish , ask her if she is a Holocost surviver . lol **** up

that reminds me when i was in 8th grade my freind drew a swastica on the markerboard and she was jewish, and her gradparents were in the holocaust.

lol sorry , but its just to make you laugh nothing serius

tell the principal i """""" hate u so kiss my shiny """. Thats wat happened to a kid at my school and he went to juvy lol