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Are you the bottom of my laptop cause you are HOT!
Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick
Do you like pudding? Cause ill be pudding this dick in your ass
If you were a burger in McDonalds you'd be McGorgeous
You can call me rain cause I leave the ladies wet
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day
You have 256 bones in your body, want another one?
I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper
I know why the sky is grey today, because all the blue is in your eyes
Is your phone in your pocket cause that ass is calling me!

A few I knew and thought I would share with you guys! :2thumbsup:
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These are pretty good bro
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thats pretty cool and some dirty ones too
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ive said a couple of them to girls
most of the time they laugh and walk away...
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Someone needs to make a video of them saying all these to random girls on the street.
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1) Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Youve got fine written all over you.

2) Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, its just a sparkle.
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Here's a pretty good one for ya

Im no weatherman, but you will be getting a lot of inches tonight!
1234((
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Proven Tested Method "Get Ya Gash Out" If That Fails Stick A "Please" On There
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Jakeston wrote Someone needs to make a video of them saying all these to random girls on the street.


I totally agree! Please do it! Hahaha
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Jakeston wrote Someone needs to make a video of them saying all these to random girls on the street.


Haha yeah that would be amazing.
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