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Welcome to my Gold giveaway!

Not going to bother with this number poop.

Just tell me why you should be gold or make me laugh.

Gold members can enter but if you win you can choose someone else non gold to get gold

Winners!

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1.iAmTheCookieMonster
2.-Gamers-
3.AJPM
4.durabrockjr
5.Frog-MP4
6.yum
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Do you like not gift gold to gold members its ok ill try to win other giveaways but all the people you chose are kind of fishy

I made this video a While Back I thought it was Halariuos!


Haha I thought it was pretty funny.

But yeah, Also I think I deserve gold because I am an Active member! AnD I try to help out the Community when I can!

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

How can you identify a blonde at school?

She erases her notebook when the teacher erases the board

Why did the blonde never make it to disneyland on her trip there?

She read the sign "Disneyland left" so she turned around and went home.

A Written Joke:

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.

Tuesday, she was again greeted with "penis" on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked around in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for the rest of the week, "penis" was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she'd had enough.

"That's enough," she sputtered. "I -- I can't believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behavior!"

On Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: "Don't you know -- the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREASTEST WILIAM JOHNSON EVER this guy deserves gold

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

you still need to add 4 more winers bro

What does the blonde do when you say "Look a dead bird!"?

She looks up and says "Where?!"

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

Heres a video of me recording a fake feed and reaction when suddenly my mom comes into my room and starts cussing at me to keep it down then proceeds to beat me with an xbox game case.


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9/11 would bang