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#121. Posted:
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three people, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first person wishes he were off the island and back home. The second person wishes the same. The third person says, 'I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'
#122. Posted:
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So there's these two female cats and one kid , it's raining out side .

Cat 1 : meow
Cat 2 : meow
Kid : wow , this is as close as I'll get to wet p****

Hope I win !
#123. Posted:
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Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?

He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
#124. Posted:
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Heres some more

A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."


A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.


I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought: "He's trying to pull a fast one."
#125. Posted:
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Lol I just thought of this one xD

How can you tell a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor
#126. Posted:
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
#127. Posted:
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Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?
A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
#128. Posted:
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dang, nice to see you giving away 14+ gifts. gl all
#129. Posted:
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Josephmsz wrote Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.


xD good one. Gold for you Grats!
#130. Posted:
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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

a $100 bill!
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