A boss said to his secretary I want to have 53x with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The B*stard used coins I'm still picking and he is still f*cking!"

SimplyRedz wrote Sloth : Hey spell " me "
Girl : okay ! " m-e "
Sloth : you forgot the " d "
Girl : there's no " d " in " me "
Sloth : not yet ;)

ohhh wow that is so stupid its funny. Gold for you.

Thanks man ! Appreciate it

Vlif wrote A boss said to his secretary I want to have 53x with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The B*stard used coins I'm still picking and he is still f*cking!"

lol that was funny! grats!

*Text messages*
Shaniqua: Babe youre a father! Im pregnant!!
Tyrone: oh sh*t....uhmm the AT&T subscriber you are tryna reach knows he not the father
Shaniqua: babe quit playin i already told ma mom
Tyrone: B**** THE AT&T SUBSCRIBER U TRYNA REACH NO HE AINT THE FATHER

Hope you like it haha

A boy goes to his friends house and knocks. His friend answers and says "Yes?" The boy said "whats up?" and his friend says "The sky everybody knows that"

Good Luck everyone

Thanks for the give away

Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."

Marrk wrote

Vlif wrote A boss said to his secretary I want to have 53x with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The B*stard used coins I'm still picking and he is still f*cking!"

lol that was funny! grats!

Thanks alot! appreciate it!

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

How many planets are there?
There are 8.
There will only be 7 after I destroy ur anus. (;


I hope you like dragons, because imma be dragon my balls across your face