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#51. Posted:
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Good Luck whoever wins it
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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
From chasing parked cars!

Hopefully i get gifted low on gold.
#53. Posted:
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Ok i am going thru the jokes now someone sent me a pm and it was such a good joke i would have gave them gold but they were already gold i will write up again to post the winner(s)
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Marrk wrote Ok i am going thru the jokes now someone sent me a pm and it was such a good joke i would have gave them gold but they were already gold i will write up again to post the winner(s)


Guys legit. He would have gifted me if I wasn't already gold

Thanks a lot Marrk! Rep for you!!
#55. Posted:
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Grats to DCHIEF.

I will be gifting 5 more tomorrow. Keep them coming i am having a blast!
#56. Posted:
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Nazi soldier: its started sir, we are gasing the jews as we speak.

Hitler: WAIT WHAT?! I SAID GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS! OH SHIT...
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My joke wont be that funny but i'll give it a try

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."



Hope i win and goodluck everyone
#58. Posted:
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener????? A lawn moo-er


Lol, Good luck to everyone.



-Aqua
#59. Posted:
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Once there was a stupid blonde...
She was so stupid she got hit by a parked car,
THE END!
#60. Posted:
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This one gets me everytime..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

WHERES MY TRACTOR?
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