Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, Whats that? She says, Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.


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A boy was holding A Ice-Cream how did he drop it?


He got hit buy a bus.

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-COD wrote One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "*****" and the women called the man a "*******". Their son walked in and said "What does ***** and ******* mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have s*x, the women said "feel my ti**ies" and the man said "feel my d**k". Their son walked in and asked "What does ti**ies and d**k mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "S**t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "F**k" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bi**hes and bas**rds, put your d**ks and t**ties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the s**t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fuc**ng the turkey!

so the copy paste joke win's.

Make kids rage on any game!! "If I kick your sister in the jaw she will circumcise you"

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how come white phones work faster than black phones because they are quicker
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Wanna know how to burn a lot of calories? Light a fat kid on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!