JimboSlice wrote "You ladys think giving birth is pain, try playing COD with lag"

"I would take a bullet for you, ON MW2! Just kidding that would ruin my killstreak"

i made a lol u are winner 1

im so beast with girls i make em moan like men

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winner number 2 lol hobo

what did the ball say to the other ball
man that guy in the middle is a giant d1ck

-HAX0R- wrote

JimboSlice wrote "You ladys think giving birth is pain, try playing COD with lag"

"I would take a bullet for you, ON MW2! Just kidding that would ruin my killstreak"

i made a lol u are winner 1

Q.Hey wanna hear a joke???
A. Womens rights

A husband and a wife we setting a password for their new account. the husband made the password "mydick" and when he submitted it the wife started rolling around on the floor laughing. It said "Error: Not long enough"

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a p#ssy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and **** it and called it a ****

(sort of a racise joke but no harm intendeded)

why are black people so fast
because the slow ones are in jail

why do all black people have nightmares?
because they killed the one that had a dream!