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What funny things have you heard children say to others or you?

When I was about 4 my mum and older sister took me to a swimming lesson (private house). There were kids splashing around and I was scared! When the teacher asked me to come in I replied very dryly...."your pool is dirty and I don't like your face"

My mum almost had a heartache through embarrassment.

When I was about 5 I was running down a hotel corridor. An elderly lady stopped me and said "no running in the passage". I replied "I'm not running I'm jogging". She then asked who I belong to. I replied that I belonged to myself.

I dont remember any of these stories!

What have you heard?
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"I belong to myself" LOL That was pretty funny tbh.
Well this generation of kids is..TERRIBLE
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I was actually walking back from the shop yesterday and a kid rode past on a bike, looked at me and said, "Why are you so smooth?"
He rode off before I could say anything...
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I still remember the classic "I know you are but what am I"
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anyone remember this classic "My DAD will batter your DAD"
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'Let me out of your basement I'm scared'
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Not really funny but this is genuinely what I heard on the way back from the shop today

'I'll get you it for 20 quid'
'No need baht, my mate will nick it off a van'
'Safe, safe'
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