Number of problems with this appalling game.

1: it is not better than FIFA 13, why? Because you can't pass and you can't dribble, it's terrible, misplaced passes everywhere, dribbling feels stiff and you don't feel under control, the computer is all ways stronger than the user.

2: if you think that the third greatest player in the world and statistics prove this that Suarez is rated overall 86 then I can not take the game seriously, he's by far the best player in the premiership and you have the cheek to have van Persie 89, you're so biased in favour of Manchester United and all ways have been.

3: Alan Smith as a commentator? How? I know he's employed with sky sports and I wonder how. He is the most boring man I have ever heard and he all ways talks about how he scored a header against Liverpool in 89 every game, boring hell fire. Get rid of the man or just let me have Clive and Towny on like FIFA 13?! Also Martin Tyler is so negative it depresses me.

4: Scouting network rubbish. I have never seen so much rubbish in all my life. It doesn't even work, I've sent many scouts out with 5 different instructions for them to come back and say "didn't find anyone boss" I'm sorry what? I've sent you out to look for a prolific goal scorer in Spain and you can't find anyone? Utter rubbish. What happened to the simplicity f the transfer window where you looked for a player with a certain OVR and given that you had the money you'd just buy them because I know they're a good player. Simple as that. And considering its a PEGI 3 I don't think a 3 year old is going to understand that bull.

5: Soundtrack, it's vile, awful music apart from the odd one and if you did choose good artists you chose their worst tracks.

6: Petr Cech, this helmet is the prems best goalkeeper? Drugs you smoking at FIFA hq? I dislike Stoke but Begovic is the reason Stoke are still in the prem and you rate him 81?

7. Over rated and under rated players if I wrote their names on a bandage I could mummify the whole population of China the list is that long.

8. Corners and throw ins, what bumbling idiot decided that needed changing? Yet again perfect on FIFA 13 dog waste on 14.

9: "Player intelligence" can I get you done for fraud on that one? There is no intelligence. They run round more aimlessly than they did on FIFA 13.

10: Defending a chip through ball, it's not possible, defenders just run away from the attackers, thus allowing them a easy shot on goal, which is so freakin DUMB.

11: Don't know how many times I have to tell you how unrealistic the fans are, how hard is it to make an animation showing fans jumping up and down after a goal? It's as simple as that.

12: Why don't you include the teams that have all qualified for the UEFA Champions League and the Europa league? I'll tell you why, because the Colombian first and second division is so much better, seriously I'd like to know what drugs the top boys at EA smoke, who supplies you? Eisenberg? Pinkman maybe?

13: Do you pay your game testers? Kind of you cause I bloody wouldn't if they say that FIFA 14 is a good game.

14: Rules: do you even know the rules of football because judging by the gameplay you bloody well don't, how many of my glorious and fair tackles are going to be ruined by some imbecile programming?