The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E. One boy says, Elephant.
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T. The same boy says, Two elephants.
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: Maybe an elephant!

Old but Gold.^^ (GOLD)

This is Dojo's first giveaway,
For where the individual would pay,
To give someone gold,
Therefore this is my story foretold.

Thanks for the giveaway

Xerophynx wrote

Woof wrote I stand on the balcony in the best cold weather gear money could once buy, hefting a pickaxe and looking at the frozen things on the common below.

They said the Zombie Apocalypse would be the end of us all; all we had to do was hold out until Winter hit Montreal.

I am entering my friend if that is allowed.
McCutchen

This is someone else's work. Post proof that this is you or your friend and I will apologize if it truly is your work.

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Just because its someone else's two sentences, He was never specific as to if they had to be your own or off of a website. So there is no need to bring this up.

One night a dad goes to tuck in his son, his son says, "Daddy, I think there's something under my bed." so the father checks underneath his sons bed to see his son say, "Daddy, I think somethings on my bed".

Youre laying in bed and with your feet dangling out of the covers. You feel a hand grab your feet.

Lol, a weird story.. but thanks for doing the giveaway

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