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Good Contest?

Yes
84.21% (16 votes)
No
10.53% (2 votes)
Meh
5.26% (1 vote)

Total Votes: 19

#11. Posted:
D9
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Bump before i pass out. making sure everyone can see the post lol
#12. Posted:
JustinBruh
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Good luck everyone My joke is : A: Is Osama bin laden your dad ? B: Why ? A: Cause your the bomb
#13. Posted:
-Mike
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very kind of you i was gifted gold by DDG_Cohost
#14. Posted:
White_Shark
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joke:so a guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender he needs 13 shots of whiskey,the bartender says "whats the special occasion?" the guy says " i just got my first bj".The bartender says "well just for that,heres three extra shots on the house" guy says" thanks,cause if that doesnt get the taste out of my mouth,hopefully that will"


kinda forgot some of it but hope you get what i mean ;)
#15. Posted:
Somboooooody
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms...

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
NOT SALLY
#16. Posted:
D9
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Boop #2 as i cant delete boop #1 so yeah .. still going strong
#17. Posted:
aintog
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Thanks for giving us this great opportunity for Gold!

Heres the joke:

Q:How do you swat 200 flies at one time?

A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
#18. Posted:
NathanAngelHD
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You Have To Read The Whole Thing To Understand It !

There Was A Boy Called Joe At The Age Of 6 And His Dad Was Called Dave And His Mum Was Called Chloe, One Day Joe Said To His Mum & Dad Can Sleep In Your Bed With You & Mum, His Dad Replied Saying " Ermm I'm Not Sure Son " Then The Mum Replied Saying " Just This Once "

So Later That Night He Got Into His Mums & Dads Bed. Half And Hour Later Joe Woke Up And He Was Scared So He Went Under Then Bed Cover And He Shouted MUM WAKE UP DADS LIMO IS PARKED IN YOUR GARAGE AND YOUR FLASHLIGHTS ARE IN HIS MOUTH !!!

Another One Can Be This...

QS - Why Do You Call Sh*t Running
Answer - The Runs !

Thanks Alot I Hope You Enjoyed Both Jokes, Merry Christmas !!!!
#19. Posted:
D9
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Boop #3 i cant delete #1 or 2 so yeah making sure everyone can see the post and win gold <3
#20. Posted:
Harvard
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Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium.
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