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He became a profesional BEATBOXER!
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that had no eyes but glue
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(Yes, I have too much time/insomnia)

Once Upon A Time there was a WEBSITE, this website was like no other ordinary website. Deep inside the interwebs..Growing more everyday.. Until one day the extraordinary happened. I Could not believe my eyes. Its was a 12 year old screaming into is mic about how people couldn't read where it said post 1 word. Luckily, his mom burst in and told him that there is a minimum 20 character limit, and he replied with i dont care i will use pictures then. then a moderator replied, read the rules! Then the moderator used his ban hammer on the kid. the kid tried to hack him because his 8 year old mate could do it, then the kid made a new account. then MSE spotted the kid red handed, Then teh big mudkipz came in the scene. the kid got kicked into the waterhole and died. He awoke one day, stronger than before... After going through tough training he finally hit puberty. After the tough training he got his **** kicked by a girl, Then Open his hand with a furious fright, and struck the girl down with all his might, but got struck by lightning, and fell into a coma Then woke up, 2 months later with a ginormous bump on his head, but then shot himself with a pistol. And then another noob comes onto the mic and keeps asking for lobbies, only to get punched in the head by his father for being a loser and having no life because he is idiot with no life except playing the video game. Then he collects bull shark testosterone and kills his dad in the face because he likes to play video games... [Later that day, he met his idol. His idol was none other than] Because he is nadeshit and sucks a cod So Reluctant gave him lessons onto possession. Then he became an MLG champion until one day when his nan Took away his Xbox and gave it to His pet fish who swam around in the little fan when he got cancer. He then proceeded to make meth to support his family, but he was being targeted by the NSA so he Hid in a Mountain with the Taliban, xD. They geared him up with weapons and armor, then betrayed him and killed him using brown sauce as loob. He bit his own nose off so he could. it was horrible, blood all over the deck of the container ship all because of the fact that cows eat flesh (also the character died... so why are we continuing the same person?) --(NOT THE STORY!... He got resurrected)-- And got killed again. THE END
They thought it was the end until a witch doctor resurrected Lil Timmy back to life and... He became a profesional BEATBOXER! that had no eyes but glue coming out of his eye socket.


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#54. Posted:
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(Yes, I have too much time/insomnia)

Once Upon A Time there was a WEBSITE, this website was like no other ordinary website. Deep inside the interwebs..Growing more everyday.. Until one day the extraordinary happened. I Could not believe my eyes. Its was a 12 year old screaming into is mic about how people couldn't read where it said post 1 word. Luckily, his mom burst in and told him that there is a minimum 20 character limit, and he replied with i dont care i will use pictures then. then a moderator replied, read the rules! Then the moderator used his ban hammer on the kid. the kid tried to hack him because his 8 year old mate could do it, then the kid made a new account. then MSE spotted the kid red handed, Then teh big mudkipz came in the scene. the kid got kicked into the waterhole and died. He awoke one day, stronger than before... After going through tough training he finally hit puberty. After the tough training he got his **** kicked by a girl, Then Open his hand with a furious fright, and struck the girl down with all his might, but got struck by lightning, and fell into a coma Then woke up, 2 months later with a ginormous bump on his head, but then shot himself with a pistol. And then another noob comes onto the mic and keeps asking for lobbies, only to get punched in the head by his father for being a loser and having no life because he is idiot with no life except playing the video game. Then he collects bull shark testosterone and kills his dad in the face because he likes to play video games... [Later that day, he met his idol. His idol was none other than] Because he is nadeshit and sucks a cod So Reluctant gave him lessons onto possession. Then he became an MLG champion until one day when his nan Took away his Xbox and gave it to His pet fish who swam around in the little fan when he got cancer. He then proceeded to make meth to support his family, but he was being targeted by the NSA so he Hid in a Mountain with the Taliban, xD. They geared him up with weapons and armor, then betrayed him and killed him using brown sauce as loob. He bit his own nose off so he could. it was horrible, blood all over the deck of the container ship all because of the fact that cows eat flesh (also the character died... so why are we continuing the same person?) --(NOT THE STORY!... He got resurrected)-- And got killed again. THE END
They thought it was the end until a witch doctor resurrected Lil Timmy back to life and... He became a profesional BEATBOXER! that had no eyes but glue coming out of his eye socket.

Best story ever!
And its okay, insomnia is just a TTG thing
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