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Ok, so these 3 kids are in class and the teachers says, "If you name the people that say these quotes, you can go home." Their names are Johnny, Emily, and Jimmy. The teacher says,"I have a dream." Johnny raises his hand and says "Martin Luther King." He goes home. The teachers says another quote and Emily gets it right and goes home. Then Jimmy gets angry and says, "Damn it! I can't get one of these hoes!" The teacher says, "Who said that?!!?" Jimmy replies, "Tiger Woods! Can I go home now?" Not sure if I told this joke right... but who cares. Lol. Heard it today at lunch.
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haha, tiger f'd up
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haha nice one matey lol
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haha wafflecopter
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poor tiger
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I bought one of his DVD's earlier. Tigers best 18 holes. I was well guttererd when it was about golf
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fozzy890 wrote I bought one of his DVD's earlier. Tigers best 18 holes. I was well guttererd when it was about golf

haha that made me laugh moree than the joke
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A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood?
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haha lol funny im sure there is more
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HAHA
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