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The funniest pick up line?
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The funniest pick up line?Posted:

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you guys know any funny/corny pick up lines lol?
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I've got 2 for you.

1. do you like Mountain Dew, because I would like to mount and do you. XD

2. Did you get those pants 20% off? I can get them 100% off!


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I've got one!

- Get in my van, I have your family.
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If you where a bogey i would pick you first..
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Are you a Drill Sergeant?

Because my Privates are standing at attention
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I drive a lifted turbo diesel, hop in.
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I'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket pro!

Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
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Would you like to blow my headgasket?
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Want to play pearl harbour?

Its where I lie down and you blow the hell out of me.
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Does this smell of chloroform?
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