Guess the song by the lyrics Google won't help this time

Lyrics:

If I ever had money, I would do some crazy s**t

I'd probably hire Lady Gaga to babysit

So give me money, and I'll be like "F**k it"

I'll drop a hundred grand to make a vegan man eat turducken

You know I wouldn't hold off, I would spend my figures

Get a nose job, make it even bigger

Set my Nissan on fire on the lawn

Then I buy my own plane, step on and yell "Bomb!"

And as my ego and my pockets swell

I'd fly to the next town to go to Taco Bell

Then I'd pay all the haters to become believers

I'd pay Kanye West to punch Justin Bieber

And then I'd buy a bunch of hero*n and get really arrogant

And pay all the foreigners to become Americans

The possibilities are endless

I would even go to the dentist but... (Lyrics go on)