User: You like girls or boys?

Cleverbot: With lemon and sugar.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You can't laugh, you are a computer.

User: I know you are but what am I.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program.

User: You are a dick head.

Cleverbot: Ok, if anything I'm an illusioned piece of technology.

User: Do you like mac and cheese?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What games do you play?

User: Call of duty black ops.

Cleverbot: So what is your favorite weapon?

User: G11.

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

User: Idk its a weapon.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Assault rifle.

Cleverbot: Hot!