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#11. Posted:
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"Do you know how I got these guns?"
Point to biceps while flexing
"Lifting children out of poverty."

You'll pick up a lady or two :bigups:
#12. Posted:
PJs
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Eyebrow wrote
These are such good pickup lines. lel
Ok, ok, I got one.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

-Eyebrow

P.S. I feel like a rapist now.


haha its not rapey because she either likes the pick up line and you're in, or she hates it and you've been ditched
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Do you have a map????
You say: why
Because I just got lost in your eyes
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"How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?"


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Goodluck to all!
Ps. How much does a polar bear weigh?, enough to break the ice!
#16. Posted:
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xDBK wrote Goodluck to all!
Ps. How much does a polar bear weigh?, enough to break the ice!


Not that it matters but that was actually the first ever pick up line i heard haha
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Are you a parking ticket? because damn you have got fine written all over you.
#18. Posted:
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-Anfield wrote Are you a parking ticket? because damn you have got fine written all over you.


Great pick up line, and great username, LFC all the way
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Wasn't really sure if they should be serious or funny!
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Do you like tape's and Cd's?
Because i'm about
to tape this d*ck
to your forehead
so you can Cd's balls.


Good luck everyone
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