Well i have fell down the stairs and broke both legs but their ok now

TTG-Pogs wrote Well i have fell down the stairs and broke both legs but their ok now

lol did u see my to that 4 wheeler one scared the sh*t out of me!

IIIMRatedIII wrote When I was a little kid my friends dad worked at the zoo. We were visiting and got to feed some animals. So we start feeding some cute little penguins fish. One little guy wasnt getting any so I tried to throw it closer to his face. Well I smacked him right in they eye and it flips out. The evil little dude starts going crazy and chases me. I run, trip into this slide thing, slip all the way down to a huge tank full of water and almost drowned. All the while im being pecked to death by this little douche.

LOLLL this is the best one lol ;'p

what if you already died?

i went cliff jumping but didnt jump far enough and almost hit a rock on the way into the water

i holded my breath too long passed out for 2hours 37mins LOL

i tried to throw a dart under my leg and onto the dart bored unfortunetly it went straight in my foot and i lost alot of blood

i was standing on our home made barbaque i jumped on it i went straight through it and my back got caught on a metal spike ripped my back open in 4places OUCH

this one is funny was running from the police jumped over a wall and there was a big drop i fell and broke my leg arm and my toe hahaha.

back when i was in the army i had a bail of barbed wire fall on me, it weighed about 200lbs, it was not fun...

When i was six i was riding a pony who wanted to be king and there was someone else riding a bigger horse and my pony attacked it and i was between fighting horses. i faded and woke up with my arm completely broken.

my c**k snapped it half

moddedlube10 wrote my c**k snapped it half

not cool preaty descusting