there once was a boy that went to school and told his teacher he didn't know the first four letters of the alphabet so the teacher said your homework for tonight is to learn them so he went home and asked his mum whats the first letter of the alphabet she said :idea: off im on the phone then he went to his dad and said whats the second letter of the alphabet he said 180 because he was playing darts then he went to his brother and said whats the third letter of the alphabet he said bbbbbatman because he was reading a batman book then he goes to his little sister and said whats the fourth letter of alphabet she said broom broom in my little pink car because she was playing with a car so he went to school the next day and the teacher asked had he done his homework he said yes she said go on then tell me :idea: im on the phone
how many detentions do you want for that
180
who do you think you are
bbbbbatman
how are you going to get away with this broom broom in my little pink car.
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