Swift wrote "No mom I did not spend over half of my paycheck on video games."

Haha pretty frequent lie I tell lol but I can't remember the most recent one honestly

last lie i told was that i buried my last victim in my garden jokes on the cops i buried them all in a cemetary

I told myself that I have swag.

I told my girlfriend i was going to sleep when i was really up all night playing PC

I always tell my parents I'm going to BWW but I usually just drive around with friends or go somewhere else.
One of these times when the car breaks down or an emergency happens and I'm not where I said I was going to be... I'm going to be screwed.

"No, it's okay..." was the last one, and one i say most often

NGK wrote Mum: " Have you tidied your room? "

Me: "Yeah! "

Thats just a standard everyday one

"Yeah Mum i put some of my wages in my savings account". I gambled most of it and bought new clothes.

Person I lied to: "Do you smoke?"
Me: "Not often"
When really I smoke most days cuz i'm hardcore

I told my ex I was not seeing another woman.
horrible I know.